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“I heard the front door open, so I grabbed my gun and ran downstairs, but if I had only known it was my daughter, I would have never fired!” He cried to the police, while his wife sobbed in his arms.
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"Honey I can't believe we're going to adopt a baby girl!" she gushed to her husband as they left the office.
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"And that should be the last one" said my dentist as he relieved me of two weeks of pain, putting the teeth into their separate vials
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